KelinciHutan's Fanfic Journal

Summary: Dean and Sam are on the trail of a demon in Arkansas. Behaving a lot like a serial killer. Enough that it attracts the attention of the BAU. Because more attention from law enforcement is, of course, exactly what Sam wanted in his life.
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: *deep breath* Aaron Hotchner, David Rossi, Jennifer Jareau, Derek Morgan, Spencer Reid, Kate Callahan, Penelope Garcia, Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester
Warnings/Tags: violence, squick, gore, horror, graphic discussions of torture, mentions of rape…possibly a swear or two?
Spoilers: “No Way Out,” “No Way Out II: The Evilution of Frank,” and “Nelson's Sparrow.” General spoilers for both shows, but for both Supernatural and Criminal Minds, this story is not tied too closely to either timeline. If it really bugs you, this takes place somewhere in the back half of season 10 of both shows (kind of eps 15-16ish, but I'm not going to be talking about the Mark of Cain, or Cas's Grace, or Hotch's breakup, or any of that. The only story arc element that gets touched on is the recent death of Jason Gideon (*sniff*). Beyond that, no major story arc connections.
Disclaimer: Criminal Minds and everything associated with it was created by Jeff Davis and is the property of CBS Television Studios. Supernatural and everything associated with it was created by Eric Kripke and is the property of Warner Bros. Television. No money has changed hands and no copyright infringement is intended or implied.
Author’s Notes: The title of this fic refers to the Criminal Minds episodes “No Way Out,” and “No Way Out II: The Evilution Of Frank.” There are not two preceding fics and this is not part of a series. Sorry if there's any confusion.

I am an American, writing about American characters. I make no apologies for the cultural references. Though I do welcome any questions, and I have explained some of the ones that might be a little abstruse in the author's notes at the end.

Also, for anyone easily squicked out, let me be absolutely clear: the warnings are not a joke or a precaution. Despite its penchant for unhappy endings, Supernatural has never been even remotely close to as dark or violent—even during mid-season cliffhangers or season finales—as Criminal Minds is every damn week. That is a show that routinely plumbs the depth of human depravity, which is a very deep well. While, yes, the SPN side of this fic is present and accounted for, I feel that it does achieve CM-appropriate levels of horrible. This bad guy is very bad and he does very bad things, which I am going to spell out for you in exactly so many words, and I will not be pausing in the flow of the story to give you a heads up. This is your last warning!

( No Way Out III )

Rating: PG
Summary: "Go to Peru and take possession of O-8-4." Oh, if only the mission were as simple as the orders.
Characters/Pairings: established Phil Coulson/Tony Stark/Pepper Potts/Darcy Lewis (off-screen); otherwise mostly gen with some tiny little pre-sedoretu for another group
Warnings/Tags: weird relationships, sedoretu, AU-canon, rarepairs
Spoilers: Captain Americas 1 and 2; Thor I & II; The Avengers; Iron Mans 1, 2, and 3; Agents Of SHIELD — Basically everything. The Agents Of SHIELD spoilers are the biggies, though.
Disclaimer: The characters of the Marvel Cinematic Universe and all that comes with them are the property of Marvel Studios, ABC, or both. No money has changed hands, and no copyright infringement is intended or implied.
Author’s Notes: This is the next in my MCU sedoretu series that begins in “Compatible Weirdness.” It follows after “The UnTeam.” I highly recommend you read those two first or else you will be confuzzled.

*~*~*

( O-8-4 )

Rating: PG
Summary: Phil Coulson is not about to let SHIELD or a minor case of temporary deadness stop him from finding out why he can't go back to his family. It's probably going to take a while, though. And if he happens to put together a team and save some lives getting there, so be it.
Characters/Pairings: established Phil Coulson/Tony Stark/Pepper Potts/Darcy Lewis (off-screen); otherwise mostly gen with some tiny little pre-sedoretu for another group
Warnings/Tags: weird relationships, sedoretu, AU-canon, rarepairs
Spoilers: Captain Americas 1 and 2; Thor I & II; The Avengers; Iron Mans 1, 2, and 3; Agents Of SHIELD — Basically everything. The Agents Of SHIELD spoilers are the biggies, though.
Disclaimer: The characters of the Marvel Cinematic Universe and all that comes with them are the property of Marvel Studios, ABC, or both. No money has changed hands, and no copyright infringement is intended or implied.
Author’s Notes: This is the sequel to my MCU sedoretu fic “Compatible Weirdness” and is going to start into the Agents Of SHIELD story. (If you have not read “Compatible Weirdness,” I recommend doing that before reading this, because you will probably be making a lot of question mark faces if you don’t.) This is going to have a slower pace, and it will start off mainly canon-compliant, but not totally (this will be less and less true as I get further along). Coulson’s got to find a way back to his family, after all. Most likely, I will post these at something like one fic per episode.

To be honest, I wrote “Compatible Weirdness” because I wanted to write this story. Or rather, the story that this is the first installment of. The Phil-figures-out-how-to-get-his-family-back story. But I needed to write the groundwork Phil-has-a-family story first. As you read through “Compatible Weirdness,” you’ll have noticed that I didn’t deviate too much from the canon. A line of dialogue here, a scene or two there. But overall, things fell out like they did in the films. Which was deliberate. Adding sedoretu and sticking Phil, Tony, Pepper, and Darcy in one is not a massive change…at first. So the first ripples of change are small. But then Phil died, and his having a family motivated him to find out that he was really, properly dead much faster in this story than he did in canon. Which is a fairly big ripple. And that’s going to make more ripples. This installment pretty much runs along the same lines as the show, but the next one does not. So, if all you’re looking for is perspective-shift + sedoretu, I can’t help you. From here on out, things are going to start being different.

Please bear in mind as you read this, that the story can only know what the narrator character knows. And while Phil does his best to be honest with himself, he doesn’t have everything figured out.

Also, if you haven’t been watching Agents of SHIELD, you really ought to start. Really.

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( The UnTeam )

Compatible Weirdness - Chapter 6
Disclaimer and general author's notes are in the first chapter, which is linked at the bottom.

Author's Notes: This chapter took longer to get out than the others. I just wasn't liking the way it looked in the edits. So I went through and fleshed out some parts. This is the longest chapter in the story, but it works much better now.

( Tesseract )

Chapter One - First Meetings
Chapter Two - Three
Chapter Three - Falling
Chapter Four - Darcy
Chapter Five - Balance

Chapter Seven - Tahiti

Rating: G
Summary: Post-ep for "A Voice In The Dark"
Characters/Pairings: Sam Yao, Runner Five/OMC
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: The characters of Zombies, Run! and all that comes with them are the property of Six To Start and Naomi Alderman. No money has changed hands, and no copyright infringement is intended or implied.

( Home Safe )

Title: Being Bart
Rating: PG
Summary: Bart Allen muses on what he is and what he isn’t. And does some schoolwork, but that doesn’t come into the story much.
Characters/Pairings: Bart Allen, Tim Drake, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson
Warnings: so much fluff it could drown you
Disclaimer: “Impulse,” “Batman”, and all related characters and situations are the property of DC Comics, Warner Brothers, or both. No money changed hands and no copyright infringement is intended or implied.
Author’s Notes: This is in the same continuity as “World’s Finest?” and “Crimefighting’s For The Birds.” Also, I am apparently allergic to writing Batman stories that actually feature Batman as a main character. What the heck, brain?

The AU is not very AU-y, BTW. I’m just meshing comics with the DCAU. DCAU takes precedence, though if I get this series written very far it will be a DCAU that goes towards Batman Beyond with a less lonely and unhappy Bruce than canon!Bruce.
Series: The DC Stories


( Being Bart )

Title: Cliff, Marry, Screw
Rating: G
Warning(s): drabble
Summary: Atlantis' flagship team muses over the important questions of life.
Pairing(s): None.
Disclaimer: Stargate: Atlantis and related characters and situations are the property of MGM Studios Inc. No money changed hands and no copyright infringement is intended or implied.
Author's Notes: Inspired by a game of “Cliff, Marry, Screw” on Fandom!Secrets one day. This story is a drabble.

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“Oh, I've got one,” Rodney said, looking pleased. “Wraith, replicator, goa'uld.”

There was a long pause.

“Would throwing a wraith off a cliff hurt it that much?” Ronan finally asked.

“More importantly, can you have sex with a Replicator?” John asked from his place at the helm of the jumper.

“A human-form one…maybe,” Rodney said, trailing off as he realized that no one had verified whether human-form Replicators had the appropriate parts.

“But we all agree in marrying the goa'uld?” Teyla asked.

“Sure,” John shrugged. “You could strangle them while they're asleep.”