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Title: Cliff, Marry, Screw
Rating: G
Warning(s): drabble
Summary: Atlantis' flagship team muses over the important questions of life.
Pairing(s): None.
Disclaimer: Stargate: Atlantis and related characters and situations are the property of MGM Studios Inc. No money changed hands and no copyright infringement is intended or implied.
Author's Notes: Inspired by a game of “Cliff, Marry, Screw” on Fandom!Secrets one day. This story is a drabble.

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“Oh, I've got one,” Rodney said, looking pleased. “Wraith, replicator, goa'uld.”

There was a long pause.

“Would throwing a wraith off a cliff hurt it that much?” Ronan finally asked.

“More importantly, can you have sex with a Replicator?” John asked from his place at the helm of the jumper.

“A human-form one…maybe,” Rodney said, trailing off as he realized that no one had verified whether human-form Replicators had the appropriate parts.

“But we all agree in marrying the goa'uld?” Teyla asked.

“Sure,” John shrugged. “You could strangle them while they're asleep.”