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The Tale of the Worthless Princess

2023-09-06T08:59:45Z

Rating: PG
Warning(s): none
Pairing(s): none
Summary: A dragon has kidnapped a princess. The kidnapping went off without problems, but... It's been a month and no one's come to ransom her.
Author's Notes: A response to this prompt.

IDK, folks, this one's a weird one. Have fun!

( The Tale of the Worthless Princess )

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I Will Not Need To Try

2022-08-04T23:08:10Z

Rating: G
Warning(s): none
Pairing(s): none
Disclaimer: Star Trek and all attendant characters and concepts are the property of Paramount Studios. No money changed hands and no copyright infringement is intended or implied.
Summary: Seven of Nine reacts to Starfleet's reception of Voyager's crew.
Spoilers: Everything is up for grabs barring anything involving AOS or any Trek released since. Anything falling into those categories is Emphatically Not Canon™. Anything about Vulcans in ENT that contradicts previously established canon from TOS through VOY is likewise tossed.

( I Will Not Need To Try )

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Sherlock Holmes and the Thief Of Souls

2022-05-22T16:09:52Z

( Rudolphus and Rabastan )

The Impossible Murders
Data
Modified Memories
Real Magicalism
A Trip To The Ministry
The Other Police Service
Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft And Wizardry
Rudolphus and Rabastan

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Sherlock Holmes and the Thief Of Souls

2022-04-01T00:45:30Z

( Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft And Wizardry )

The Impossible Murders
Data
Modified Memories
Real Magicalism
A Trip To The Ministry
The Other Police Service
Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft And Wizardry
Rudolphus and Rabastan

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Sherlock Holmes and the Thief Of Souls

2022-03-29T03:10:03Z

( The Other Police Service )

The Impossible Murders
Data
Modified Memories
Real Magicalism
A Trip To The Ministry
The Other Police Service
Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft And Wizardry
Rudolphus and Rabastan

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Sherlock Holmes and the Thief Of Souls

2022-03-27T20:10:25Z

( A Trip To The Ministry )

The Impossible Murders
Data
Modified Memories
Real Magicalism
A Trip To The Ministry
The Other Police Service
Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft And Wizardry
Rudolphus and Rabastan

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Sherlock Holmes and the Thief Of Souls

2022-03-21T00:48:31Z

( Real Magicalism )

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Sherlock Holmes and the Thief Of Souls

2022-03-19T20:10:58Z

( Modified Memories )

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Sherlock Holmes and the Thief Of Souls

2022-03-18T23:29:00Z

( Chapter Two: Data )

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Thief Of Souls: Author's Notes

2022-03-16T00:11:37Z

( Author's Notes, Of Which There Be Many )

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Sherlock Holmes and the Thief Of Souls

2022-03-15T02:33:10Z

Rating: PG-13
Warning(s): graphic descriptions of violence, depression, minor character death
Pairing(s): canon pairings only
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and related characters and situations are the property of JK Rowling, Warner Brothers, or both. Sherlock and related characters and situations are the property of the BBC. No money changed hands and no copyright infringement is intended or implied.
Summary: Lestrade asks for Sherlock's help on one of the most baffling cases of either of their careers. And each new piece of information serves only to make it more confusing as they run headlong into a world neither of them knew existed.
Spoilers: All of the HP books. Sherlock up to season 2, pre-Reichenbach, post-Hound.

**IMPORTANT AUTHOR'S NOTE**

All HP movie affectations are hereby discarded (for example, house crests on school robes). This fic is book-verse only.

More than that, unless something is actually in the books, I don’t count it as fully canon. Any JKR interviews or any other extra-canonical information I only accept if I like it. The one thing that is sort of in the books which I ignore is that I do not really hold with having fixed dates for the Harry Potter stories, whatever Nearly-Headless Nick’s stupid death-day cake might say. So get all of that out of your heads. It doesn’t affect the story all that much, but you may assume that the whole “the Battle of Hogwarts happened on May 2, 1998 precisely” bit is thoroughly ignored. And any reviews to the tune of same will be referred to this author’s note.

( Chapter One: The Impossible Murders )

The Impossible Murders
Data
Modified Memories
Real Magicalism
A Trip To The Ministry
The Other Police Service
Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft And Wizardry
Rudolphus and Rabastan

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Casualty Notification

2021-03-17T02:46:48Z

Rating: PG
Warning(s): character death, discussions of other character deaths, general sads
Pairing(s): none
Disclaimer: Stargate: SG-1, Stargate: Atlantis and related characters and situations are the property of MGM Studios Inc. No money changed hands and no copyright infringement is intended or implied.
Summary: Colonel Caldwell has had to be the bearer of bad news before, but never quite like this.
Spoilers: SG-1, "Unending"; Atlantis, "First Strike" through "Lifeline"

( Casualty Notification )

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Laughed At, But Not Unkindly

2021-02-28T17:16:57Z

Rating: PG
Warning(s): none
Pairing(s): none
Disclaimer: Avatar: the Last Airbender and all attendant characters and concepts are the property of Nickelodeon, Brian Konietzko, and Michael DiMartino. No money changed hands and no copyright infringement is intended or implied.
Summary: What if Jet hadn't realized Zuko and Iroh were from the Fire Nation? And what if he'd just happened to be able to "introduce" Zuko to the Gaang while they were both in Ba Sing Se.
Spoilers: the whole series is up for grabs

( Laughed At, But Not Unkindly )

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An Exercise In Futility: Chapter Six

2021-02-23T02:16:37Z

( Infinite Diversity In Infinite Combinations: Observations On Interaction With Humans )

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An Exercise In Futility: Chapter Five

2021-02-23T02:11:59Z

( How Dr. Daniel Jackson, the Peaceful Explorer, Had an Excellent Day Indeed )

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An Exercise In Futility: Chapter Four

2021-02-23T01:57:15Z

( A Vessel Has Been Detected. Prepare for Assimilation. )

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An Exercise In Futility: Chapter Three

2021-02-23T01:50:28Z

( Many Meetings are Met and Many Questions are Partially Answered )

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An Exercise In Futility: Chapter Two

2021-02-23T01:43:07Z

( The Tok’ra Ask to Borrow Prometheus for a Scientific Field Trip )

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An Exercise In Futility: Chapter One

2021-02-22T16:49:47Z

Rating: PG-13
Warning(s): none
Pairing(s): none
Disclaimer: Stargate: SG-1 and all related characters and ideas are the property of MGM. Star Trek: Voyager and all related characters and ideas are the property of Paramount. No money changed hands and no copyright infringement is intended or implied.
Summary: While examining an alien device, Voyager encounters a Borg vessel that had come to study the same device. But when the device activates, both ships are transported into unknown space, and encounter a ship named Prometheus, a race called Replicators, and a whole lot of trouble.
Spoilers: Stargate: SG-1 through the end of season 8 is fair game, although this is set in season 7 shortly after “Grace.” Prior to “Death Knell,” though. Star Trek…shortly after “Counterpoint.”
Author's Notes: The idea behind this story is mostly, “Hey, wouldn’t it be so incredibly cool if the Replicators and the Borg got into a fight!?!” Which it would.

There is a tiny bit of very slight AU (little, itty, bitty, speck) in that I am including Cameron Mitchell and Carson Beckett in this story, even though they technically didn't meet SG-1 until later in the timeline.

And for Star Trek… Everything is up for grabs (barring DIS or anything involving JJ Abrams, all of which are Emphatically Not Canon, as far as I am concerned). Anything about Vulcans in ENT that contradicts previously established canon from TOS through VOY is likewise tossed.

( Voyager Discovers an Alien Satellite and Accidentally Finds Out What It Does )

Voyager

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An Exercise In Futility: Chapter Eleven

2021-02-22T16:17:31Z

( All Days Are Good Days To Witness The Death Of A False God )

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An Exercise In Futility: Chapter Ten

2021-02-22T15:45:05Z

( Sometimes A Pilot’s Job Is Counterintuitive )

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An Exercise In Futility: Chapter Nine

2021-02-22T15:15:07Z

( Traps And Resistance )

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An Exercise In Futility: Chapter Eight

2021-02-22T15:03:30Z

( Attack With The Army You Have, But Give That Army All The Guns And Ammo They Can Carry )

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An Exercise In Futility: Chapter Seven

2021-02-22T14:33:49Z

( The Battle For Voyager’s Main Engineering )

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Stuck In The Mud

2020-12-24T21:20:31Z

Rating: PG-13
Warning(s): minor language, graphic violence
Pairing(s): slight Tim Drake/OFC
Disclaimer: “Batman” and all related characters and concepts are the property of DC Comics, Warner Brothers, or both. No money changed hands and no copyright infringement is intended or implied.
Summary: Serial murders in Gotham are not unusual. Making friends during the investigation is a bit new. Whether you can keep them when the investigation is over? Tim isn’t sure he’s old enough to have figured that one out yet.
Spoilers: Everything is fair game.
Continuity: Direct references to the Batman: The Animated Series episode "Growing Pains." I am assuming you have watched it and know how it goes. I am assuming you will not be confused by references to that episode that don't rehash the whole plot of it as a refresher.
Series: The DC Stories
Author's Notes: Unlike Timm and Dini, I do not have to write the level of violence down for the children in the audience. Expect dead people.

( Stuck In The Mud )

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