KelinciHutan's Fanfic Journal

Rating: PG-13
Warning(s): graphic descriptions of violence, depression, minor character death
Pairing(s): canon pairings only
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and related characters and situations are the property of JK Rowling, Warner Brothers, or both. Sherlock and related characters and situations are the property of the BBC. No money changed hands and no copyright infringement is intended or implied.
Summary: Lestrade asks for Sherlock's help on one of the most baffling cases of either of their careers. And each new piece of information serves only to make it more confusing as they run headlong into a world neither of them knew existed.
Spoilers: All of the HP books. Sherlock up to season 2, pre-Reichenbach, post-Hound.

**IMPORTANT AUTHOR'S NOTE**

All HP movie affectations are hereby discarded (for example, house crests on school robes). This fic is book-verse only.

More than that, unless something is actually in the books, I don’t count it as fully canon. Any JKR interviews or any other extra-canonical information I only accept if I like it. The one thing that is sort of in the books which I ignore is that I do not really hold with having fixed dates for the Harry Potter stories, whatever Nearly-Headless Nick’s stupid death-day cake might say. So get all of that out of your heads. It doesn’t affect the story all that much, but you may assume that the whole “the Battle of Hogwarts happened on May 2, 1998 precisely” bit is thoroughly ignored. And any reviews to the tune of same will be referred to this author’s note.

( Chapter One: The Impossible Murders )

1. The Impossible Murders
   
2. Data
   
3. Modified Memories
   
4. Real Magicalism
   
5. A Trip To The Ministry
   
6. The Other Police Service
   
7. Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft And Wizardry
   
8. Rudolphus and Rabastan

Title: Meatball Surgery
Rating: PG-13 to R
Summary: Moriarty sends Sherlock and John advanced warning of a bomb he's going to set off, and a chance to stop it. That is, if John can successfully perform surgery on Lestrade in order to remove the device needed to disarm the bomb. Without anesthetic.
Warnings: graphic violence, medical torture
Spoilers: …Caveat lector.
Disclaimer: Sherlock and related characters and situations are the property of the BBC. Sherlock Holmes was created by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. No money changed hands and no copyright infringement is intended or implied.
Author’s Notes: This is the darkest fic I have ever written, so if anything I've warned for is going to bother you, then please, I'd rather loose a few readers than leave anyone genuinely traumatized.

IANAD, so any medical students reading this, please chime in with suggestions and corrections.

Written in response to this prompt.

( Meatball Surgery )